Old People

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available. George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.

"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I've just shot them." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three pcars, an Armed Response Unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

(True Story) I LOVE IT - Don't mess with old people!!

We will miss you!!!

I never had the opportunity to meet the man. I hope that one day I will. Although we never met, I felt a special closeness with him.(we probably all do) Gordan B. Hinkley was the prophet of the Church but he also was like a grandfather and friend. I loved him for many many reasons! I am sad that my children will never get to know him and his awesome personality. He was a funny funny man!

See you soon! (Not too soon! :) )

Religous Message

I saw a billboard sign that said:



NEED HELP, CALL JESUS

1-800-005-3787



Out of curiosity, I did. A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

It's Potty Time

Caution~ The following video contains two year old nudity. View at your own risk.

This video is SO funny! You have to turn up your sound. Xander has been interested in the potty chair for sometime now but is rarely successful! We have a cute little Potty chart that he is earning stickers for with every completed potty mission. When he gets a sticker on all the potty's he will earn a "Truck and Candy"! This little potty chair is quite animated. It has all sorts of songs and sayings. Xan loves it!




I know you want to watch it again! I just want to pinch that cute little bum!

So....

Here we are, half way thru January, and it's my first blog since November. I never said I would be any good at this. Anyhow I have BIG NEWS!! Kynlee McKay Jones is officially crawling! And she has gotten quite good at it this week. In fact, she already has had her first(and hopfully last) tumble down our stairs. No one thought that she could crawl so fast but she quicky proved us all wrong. Kynlee is the sweetest, happiest, most easy going baby I have ever met! When I walk in a room, her eyes light up and she smiles her 4 1/2 tooth smile at me and seriously can not contain her excitement. It's so fun having such a pretty little girl to dress up and spoil. Nick adores her. He holds her while she sleeps just to watch her. They have a special bond. I think she's gonna have a hell of a time when she turns 16 trying to talk her dad into letting her date!

Kynlee McKay!~

Kynlee is kind of a mommas girl but she so loves her daddy! She gets kinda fussy when I am out of the room so when I was upstairs and I didn't hear her I had to come down and see what was going on!

She is so stinkin' cute!

Does she look at all like her big brother?

John Deere Green!

Anyone who knows Xander, knows that he loves tractors! I am sure that most little boys that age do. A few days ago, we went to visit dad at the new house that he is building. To Xanders amazement there was a great big John Deere in the driveway. Nick took his hand and helped him climb up into the tractor and go for a ride.

Look at that little face!

Hi Mom!